Country Dictionary

a person who stands 45 degrees to you when they talk to you

Do you notice that host on Dancing With The Stars always stands sideways when he talks? Yeah, he's one of those side talkers.

any deli-type meat that is cut into round slices

I'm out of cash so I have to eat wheel meat sandwiches until payday.

That bluetooth thing that sticks out of your ear

That dork plug makes you look like Lt Uhuru from Star Trek

That bluetooth thing that plugs into your ear. Sort of like dorkcorks

You look like a jerk walking around talking to yourself when you have a dorkplug in your ear.

Stand-in word used when you can't think of the right one. The "sha" is properly pronounced as in the French "Je".

Make it go faster by turning that whoshamacallit.

word for when you don't remember somebody's name

I'll never forget old whoshamacallit who lives in Brandenburg

tiny earphones which hang in your ears

Helen is wearing her dork corks so she won't hear that truck which is about to run over her.