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sideways

Off-target, wrong, or undesirable effect.

We were going to have a great night. We had three kegs of beer, enough guns and ammo to occupy a small country, and a little thermite (just for fun). That's when everything went sideways.

by Carlton Lassiter March 12, 2012

sideways

adj. The orientation of an asian woman's vagina.

Kim shaved two dots into her bush and made a smiley face with her sideways vagina.

by Webster June 25, 2004

sideways

to become extremely and uncontrollably drunk, high or just plain messed up

Dude, i was so sideways this weekend.

by clayton hammock December 05, 2007

sideways

Disrespectful; without merit

You comin out your face mad sideways

by NO ID September 11, 2007

sideways

Adj. Used to describe a state of varying levels of inebriation.

Dude, after that ninth beer I was totally sideways

by n1 April 16, 2003

sideways

The act of getting ones automobile to drift.

Man did you see that! he got the fattest sideways around that bend!!

by Jeremy Martin April 11, 2005

sideways

In recorded music, the attribute of one song sounding like another because of similar beat, melody, singing voice(s), etc.

"Spanish Dancer" by Stevie Winwood is "Empty Pages" by Traffic sideways.

by Milt Alwin September 23, 2009