Country Dictionary

A rock band that brought greatness out of simplicity. Created by the Young brothers, the band has changed alot since its beginning. These guys are fifty years old and they are still rocking as hard as ever.

ACDC will rock until the end of time

The Egyption God of the dead. He has a jackle's head and he guides you in death. Infact he's your freind so don't piss him off. If you do he'll feed yur heart to a crocidile

Anubis is cooler than God

A comidian who pissed off about pretty much everything. His health spa is IHOP, his favorite drug is nyquil, he hates being jewish and he dicovered why we get an aniurism. He has a segment on the Daily Show called Back in Black.

"I would have celebrated christmas this year but i can't because i'm fucking jewish" -Lewis Black

A realy old guy with a falcon head. He wears the sun on his head and ride a scarab to work (fighting a big snake)

Ra is a funny old dude

The giant battle between gods and giants where everyone dies. All except for a dragon 2 humans and a squerrel named jeff.

anti-big bang effect

anime show about an organisation of witch hunters. The main character is a freaky gothish girl who can light shit on fire just by looking at them. Its a good show but its creepy as hell

fire fire everywhere

a blissful abcence of sophistication

Earl: I'm frum alabamuh!
Hippie: dude totaly frozen cat fetus!