A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person exceptionally skilled in the art of sarcasm, especially debilitating personal insults.
Guy: Nice outfit! Thrift store having a sale? Real woman: Dead man talking! Guy: Ooooh. Get that 3rd degree black lip with that sharp outfit? (Real woman pummels guy to death.)
Exclamation of equal parts disgust, disbelief, shock, and horrified concern for the speaker or situation referred to.
Guy #1: I didn't think Palin was so bad. Why didn't you women vote for her, anyway? Girl #1: Sweet polevaulting Jesus, Caribou Barbie was the ultimate parody of a token! I don't know where the Gay Old Pedophiles find these incompetent candidates. She's tundra trash at it's worst, pimping out her office and family like she did. Guy #1: OK, OK! Settle down!
Statement, usually stupid, sarcastic, and/or indicative to a sexually moronic male who uses cheap shots to incite feminine ire. Word play on "dead man walking", i.e., referencing the near-status of said tried, convicted, and soon-to-be-dead male. If said male wished to live, he best STFU.
Guy: (Come-on line)Soooo...ya hear that new blonde joke with the... Girl: (Interrupting): (yells): Dead man talking! (All other women in the room lean out or off of their cubicles/workspaces/barstools with a deathglare on their faces) Guy: Nevermind.
Guy: Hey! What's up with your cat? He's running around all crazy like! Girl: Oh, that. He's been into the meowie wowwie again and it gets him really wound up. Like a shot of whiskey does you.
The "congregation" that people belong to who are too tired, lazy, or burned out on organized religion to attend a real church: they sleep in on Sundays.
Nosy co-worker: "So, what church do you attend?" Actual worker: "Saint Mattress (aka: St. Mattress). I sleep in on Sundays."
Worldwide political, financial, environmental, and moral armageddillennium caused by HRH George W.'dubya' Bush in his endgame pursuit to enrich himself and his cronies before being run out of office.
Guy #1: Found a job yet? Guy #2: No, man, no jobs anywhere. Guy #1: I guess this dubya dubya three is everywhere. Guy #1: And not going away anytime soon.