A fork of Rural Dictionary
coined off of the movie Finding Nemo, the koolest characters were the stoner sea turtles..
K: Hey Crush lets go hit a joint.
M: Totally, dude, we be floatin on the EAC.
when someone comes into work looking distraught, or visibly upset, pouting, or sporting general negative vibes you say this to lighten the mood.
K: {comes in looking hungover and like she just did the walk of shame}
M: Who peed in your Wheaties??
Someone who uses the excuse "OMG like you know me you fat pig!"
Britt used "The Twinkie Defense" when we found out she was a fat girl named "Lora"!
this is the funniest fucking thing i have heard in a very long time.
a verb (that is a doing word), that can be used in a variety of ways, it is a multipurpose word. it generally means you are doing, or threatening to do something, negative, but is only used in a friendly, jovial way.
i am going to boontze you.
im boontzing you're pen.
you're so getting boontzed when we get home.
Term given to a girl or group of girls who have all at one time hooked up with and or dated one or more men from the same social group.
"It just happened to be that they were all circle sluts, though it wasn't their fault, these boys were just friendly"