Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

shit riddler

a shit riddler is 1 who speaks in shit riddles and makes no sense

quit your talking you shit riddler i can't understand you

by kalisz June 11, 2010

retard jones

a downright stupid and worthless being that usually wear (but are not limited to) velcro shoes and can't think for themselves and speak in a foreign tung .

hey retard jones what you lookin at i ain't got no porkchop sandwiches for you.

by kalisz June 11, 2010

maximum ice

a large,cheap,not bad tasting man sized beer sold @ the lcbo that gets you smashed

hey nick you still pounding the maximum ice into you?

by kalisz June 11, 2010

shit blizzard

when bad things happen all at once, a very bad winter storm,

dorthy road in on a big old shit blizzard

by kalisz June 11, 2010

retard salad

a group of ill, fouled minded youth talking nonsensical

your talkin' stupid like a retard salad

by kalisz June 11, 2010