Country Dictionary

dessert shirt

A flowy blouse worn when planning on consuming dessert or more than one course to maintain looking thin throughout the meal.

OMG a 7 course meal, I cannot wear this tight dress; definitely requires my dessert shirt.

vertical crush

a crush on someone whenever they are dressed and vertical; as soon as they undress and it is headed horizontal you are repulsed and no longer interested(most males do not experience vertical crushes).

The 40 year old and I simply have no future; it's simply a vertical crush.