Country Dictionary

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squat cobbler

one who sits in pies (often on video or crying) for the gratification of others or his- or herself

"What, you two guys are cops? Hoboken squat cobbler. Full-moon moon pie. Boston cream splat. Seriously? Simple Simon the ass-man. Dutch apple ass."-Jimmy McGill on Better Call Saul

by kaw26 March 20, 2016

open-faced sandwich

a sexual act involving multiple cocks in a mouth

A bukkake video will often involve multiple open-faced sandwiches.

by kaw26 March 20, 2016