A fork of Rural Dictionary
Similar to the mechanical device that people pass through one at a time at train stations etc, a turdstile is someone who constantly chat shit and makes up bullshit things, slinging them out one after the other.
"christ but Debbie is such a turdstile!"
*oats* as a typo of *pats* aka to give comfort to someone
Kim: "oh I'm having a bad time" Jane: "*oats* that sucks"
A 'wank tassel' is an individual who pisses you off like a wanker, but is also useful in the same way a nipple tassel is mainly nice to look at.
'James is an absolute wank tassel!'