A fork of Rural Dictionary
The turd lodged in the recesses of your colon that refuses to pass.
Bran muffin and the double prune smoothie be damned, that was one hell of a colon camper.
The seductive art of performing oral sex on a homeless person while they are simultaneously feasting on the contents of your dinner's to-go box.
I really wanted to give the homeless guy an Hobo Blumpkin but he doesn't eat pork.
A sense of biological urgency; knowing that if you release the pucker of your cheeks, there will be brownage on a biblical scale.
Honey, I can't walk any faster - I have a frisky biscuit.
Derived from the term Hairy Scary (excessive pubic hair). The Harry Caray Hairy Scary occurs when you find public hair on your Chicago-style deep dish pizza.
Holy cow! The pizza was awesome; at least until I found the Harry Caray Hairy Scary. Not sure how that got there.