Country Dictionary

being in the red regarding phone calls to either one particular person or in general.

i am in serious call debt to my mom. she's buzzed me 3 times and i haven't called her back yet!

a perpetually rainy/wet amsterdam.

i arrive in dampsterdam tomorrow. forecast: rain, rain, rain, rain.

a girlfriend/boyfriend, husband/wife or partner who is essentially "loses" their mate for 8 or 9 months due to constant and rigorous training that's involved in the ironman triathlon.

Kara's become an Ironman Widow ever since Pierre started his training 5 months ago. She barely sees him!

when one is very much past the excitement of a big snowfall.

it's been snowing/raining/wintry mix-ing for about 3 days now. i'm snowver it.

when you've had too many glasses of wine and you can't remember the events of the previous night/day/etc.

Tal told me I stood up on the bar and started stripping last night! I seem to have blocked it out. Must be winesia.

one who seems to possess the x-men like ability to find a free taxi from many blocks away.

damn does she have great taxi radar; she spotted that cab down on 42nd and here we are on 59th!

a. when one who is gay decides to present his/her new beau to the world.

b. when one who is gay decides to come out of the closet to his/her friends.

Neil Patrick Harris made his gaybut last night with his adorable new boyfriend. They were quite the couple!