Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Drew Farmer

a sugarhoneysexybaby thats a rockstar in bed ;)

my gorgeous boyfriend

by kel March 21, 2005

scorch

to deposit felch by mouth into another person's mouth

after he felched me he scorched me... gross

by kel February 15, 2005

misty locke

frickin cool ass girl who met matt winter and rocks out with rooney

future girl of d. locke

damn i wish i was misty

- i just met matt
- you pulled a misty


mist you rock like the beatles

by kel October 08, 2004

shmogar

A Person Or Thing That Enjoys water

"I Myself Am A 'Shmogar' Jed However Is Not"

by Kel August 02, 2003

Herbavor

Like a herb but a little worse.

Nate is such a herbavor.

by Kel November 19, 2004

Small Dick Man

In Situations where you feel a lesser man then ur peers, and thus the feeling of a small dick man.

Damn, I'm suspended from driving for 3 months, man!!, I feel like a small dick man right now.

by Kel October 20, 2004

Goober meister

Queen or King of all goober heads

You are such a goober meister!

by Kel December 18, 2003