A fork of Rural Dictionary
A condition realized when you go way over your shitty 5GB per month wireless allotment and realize that there is no way you can pay your Sprint bill without taking a second job.
Gamer: well, that download puts me at 37 GB this month, I am giga-fucked.
A person who responds in a Tony Robbins-esque way to blatant posts for sympathy
poorme: Omg my life sucks, when will the smiles come back, why me? facebook enabler: buck up little camper, it's always darkest before the dawn, you're a good person and I LOVE YOU!
The douchebag who waits until your song is 95% completed before cancelling your download.
MusicLover: Hey did you get that Hollywood Undead song I told you about? PissedOffMusicThief: No, some Limewire Abortionist dicked me with 6 KBs to go!
A person with a complete inability to detect sarcasm, irony, or any other form of subtle wit in text.
SarcasticLiberal: Hey, did you see Glenn Beck today? He is one astute observer of American politics. He should run for president! Witextic: What? Glenn Beck is a total fucktard! SarcasticLiberal: No shit Sherlock, what are you witextic?