A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your dick is fully erect.
Man fuck... I saw Erika’s thicc ass, and I went full mast, shit, could’ve skeet my meat right there and then.
Referring to an old man or old woman’s pubic hair, due to the mix of darker color and graying hair.
Holy shit, I saw my dad’s nuts yesterday and he’s already got salt and pepper man!
The buildup of dead skin cells and dead sperm, also known as smegma.
Trey: Look at all this Wet Cheese in these old condoms.Trent: Woah, now that is quite dandy.