Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

windows 1.01

The greatest version of Windows ever, because it was the first one to ever exist for the general public. Released on November 20, 1985, Windows 1.01 does not even require a hard disk to function, something you rarely see in modern versions of Windows.

Windows 10 User: What version of windows is this? Retro user: Windows 1.01. Windows 10 User: Windows 10.1? What?? Retro user: This is Windows 1.01 from 1985.

by kevindong October 14, 2017

Duck.com

A domain purchased by google in order to trick newcomers from using DuckDuckGo. Redirects to google.com

Person3: Hey Person4! Try DuckDuckGo, it's much safer than Google! Person4 thinks: What website is this? *types duck.com* Person4: Wtf? Why do I see Google.com? Person3: You stupid! It's Duckduckgo.com!

by kevindong June 11, 2017

Ball's Falls

A town in Ontario, Canada. Ball’s Falls, Ontario In the early 19th century, brothers John and George Ball bought 1,200 acres of land in the Niagara Region. The land, which is now a Conservation Area, was presumably named at a time when puns and innuendo were less widespread. Ball’s Falls is now considered part of Jordan, Ontario, and features two waterfalls (the lower is 90 feet high), as well as historical domestic and industrial buildings, including the original Ball house.

I live in Ball's Falls.

by kevindong June 26, 2017

Adolf Crapler

A variation on the word Adolf Shitler. Basically Poop Hitler. Can be used in a popular experssion.

Krebs: My Fuhrer... Steiner... Steiner just called you Adolf Crapler. Fegelein ordonnated him to do so. Crapler: FEGELEIN!

by kevindong August 17, 2016

( ͠° ͜ʖ °)

A major league gaming meme.

while playing GTA V *kills other player in-game with 360 noscope* MLG Gamer: ( ͠° ͜ʖ °)

by kevindong August 17, 2016

Roblox

The game where a yellow head and arms, a blue torso and green legs makes you a total noob, the platform that has declined since 2013. Their censoring features have gone overboard, censoring numbers like "3" and "11". They removed free currency from the game, making it NOT F2P, but worse, they forced everyone to wear "default clothing". WOT? How stupid is a game that forces on you default clothing when you are just six (6!!!) or fifteen (15) square blocks with meshes on them.... Put some censors on a naked Lara Croft made with 35,000 polygons. Not on a stupid humanoid with six body parts!

Pro: Roblox is getting so much worse... Noobs: WE LOVE ROBLOX WHY U INSULT MY FAV GAME Pro: Because it is getting worse.

by kevindong August 04, 2017

echo %0 %0

A method of crashing your computer: Put this is an batch file: echo %0 %0 and run to crush your PC. Only works on Windows 7 and above, 64 bit.

Troll: have you tried echo %0 %0? Victim: No, what does it do? Troll: It gives you $1000! Victim: OMG!! Please do it for me! Troll: **crashes computer**

by kevindong August 17, 2016