Country Dictionary

When your phone is in your pocket and on vibrate only and someone texts or phones you.

"Ooh I've got vibes"

Refers to the yellow stains on your newly purchased Dr Martin steel toe caps.

"oh bugger, me Docs are yelly bedded up to the max already"

The evening of the previous day.

"Did you watch that program about fatties yestereve?"

When someone or something is not right, they are referred to as a wrongen

"Those jesbians are proper wrongens!"

The name given to an Emo kid wearing a turban

"Check out the turbanemo in the pit, he is proper hxc"

This refers to anybody who fits this description;
A supervisor of 101 and 102 test, as well as inspection. They have a quick funny walk, greying hair, and tan insanely quick. They also like to run bare milage every evening in a purple shell suit.

"oh look, G-devs has had his silver highlights re-done"

To comment on a specific word in somebodys vocabulary.

"That's a good use of wordage"