Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

grenade horn

a horn that used by a guy to warn other guys know that a grenade (ugly chick) is in the area.

Thank God Paulie sounded off the Grenade Horn so I could hide from her before she saw me.

by kidlou January 23, 2011

spankin the bacon

another term for jerkin off.

my wife is not around tonight, guess i'll be spankin the bacon

by kidlou January 05, 2011

mud instead of wind

What you get when you think your fart is gonna be air but instead its mud. its a 50/50 gamble.

I tought I was gonna rip a nice fart but i actually shit my pants. Ah my friend, you got mud instead of wind.

by kidlou December 26, 2010

the jersey shore

A handful of moronic dopes with IQ's of Dung Beetle's that are making millions of dollars for acting like retards.

Did you watch the Jersey Shore last night? They are so friggin dumb.

by kidlou January 02, 2011

Paulie D

A guido from Johnston RI that is currently on the Jersey Shore. He is a popular DJ on the circuit. A fist pumping dope. It takes a gallon of hair spray to keep his hair up. Should have skin cancer in about 5 years from all the tanning he does. Has no idea how retarded he comes off on TV. His 15 minutes are almost up.

Paulie D and Mike love to call ugly girls " grenades".

by kidlou December 26, 2010

Will you marry me

Words uttered by very stupid men while on bended knee.

John asked his fiance " Will you marry me" but after sobering up realized what a mistake he made.

by kidlou December 19, 2010

In between ravine

refers to a person's anus.

My in between ravine was stinking after eating all that spicy food.

by kidlou December 12, 2010