Country Dictionary

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golden ticket

The ultimate gift a certain nurb will give you if you are extremely lucky, the golden ticket is used to gain access to Mandyland the ideal fantasy.

Nurb: "Danza, you did not receive the golden ticket! Get out of Mandyland you fool!!!"

Danza: "But I forgot my golf clubs at Mulligans? What am I supposed to do??"

by kimbolesbo1 August 25, 2010

serial texter

when a person constantly texts you and nothing will stop them, just like how a serial killer constantly kills and nothing will stop them.

"Hey Amanda did Cheerios text you today?"

"Of course, he is a serial texter, always striking, nothing will stop him."

by kimbolesbo1 July 19, 2010