A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Facebook commenter with absolutely no degree in any natural science whatsoever, who feels they somehow know more than an actual scientist who has been researching a specific subject matter all of their life. Unlike real scientists, facts or logic don't seem to phase the facebook scientist. She or he would much rather believe that anything that real scientists have to say are just being payed for by "Big Pharma" or liberals who want to take over the world.
Despite no proven causal link whatsoever between vaccines and autism, Mary, a facebook scientist, feels confident enough that doctors who went to medical school and have been practicing and researching medicine for decades don't know what they're talking about, she's willing to risk people's lives around her by not vaccinating her son because she read a blog post online. Jem has decided that he knows more than the entire community of climate scientists and has proudly claimed global warming is just a hoax. For your own good, don't try to argue with him on this. It's like playing chess with an ape.
Any time you see a person of color in a hallmark movie, take a shot. Any time you see a person of color in a hallmark movie who doesn't live in a poor neighborhood, take two shots Any time you see a person of color in a hallmark movie who doesn't live in a poor neighborhood and doesn't have any type of "ethnic" accent, take three shots. Any time a hallmark movie has a person of color as the main character, drink the whole damn bottle
Dude, we played the Hallmark Drinking game. So sober bro.
To masturbate with brass knuckles on. Generally this is done by people who are into BDSM, but not exclusively.
Dude, I haven't found a BDSM partner in months. I think I might have to brassturbate tonight.
the state of being particularly alert or sensitive to potential fuckertunities. Generally speaking, the longer it's been since you've had sex, the more fucklert you are.
Dude, Jimmy hasn't gotten any since his break up with Kimberly, so he'll be pretty fucklert at the party tonight
To masturbate at annoying times or places, generally disturbing others. Contraction of pest and masturbator.
*John hears faps from Jimmy's side of the room* John: Ok Jimmy, seriously, don't be a pesturbator. You're keeping everyone up man.
To have to use yesterday's material to mastrubate.
Dude, I have to get a new girlfriend. It's been so long since I've had contact with an attractive girl that I'm starting to yesturbate.
A Jewish person who masturbates frequently.
"Oh boy, look at that fapstein. I hear when they called him to read Torah in temple he was in the bathroom jacking off."