Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Fitness Made Simple

It's made for real people.

It's fitness made simple!!!! It's made for real people!!!! It's fitness made simple!!!! It's changing people's lives...

by kingdick May 07, 2005

Baseball Stars

The coolest fucking NES baseball game of all time and the second best NES sports game of all time, behind Tecmo Super Bowl.

Dude, those Lovely Ladies on Baseball Stars are hot. I'd love to see them and the Ghastly Monsters go at it.

by kingdick April 06, 2005

Donnie Darko

An overrated movie. It's most often liked by people who think they're cool just because they like it.

Dickhead 1: Dude, Donnie Darko is such a tight movie! It's Patrick Swayze's best since "Point Break." Dickhead 2: Yeah, and it's got a really sweet bunny in it too.

by kingdick April 22, 2005

Frogtown

A place where if you step on somebody's shoes, they'll fucking kill you.

If you do that in Frogtown they'll kill you!

by kingdick April 22, 2005

Snarf

Snarf was Lion-O's "nursemaid" on Thundera, and he has a hard time dealing with the fact that Lion-O is no longer in need of his "protection". Although he's somewhat cowardly, Snarf does manage to gather his wits and help when needed.

Snarf, where is my bed pan? i'm going to piss the bed soon

by Kingdick January 24, 2005

Captain Planet

A treehugging super hero who while the Planeteers weren't looking used aerosol cans, left the water running while brushing his teeth, and didn't recycle.

After secretly dumping toxic waste into the Great Lakes, Captain Planet got serviced by one of his Planeteers

by kingdick April 30, 2005

Heck

The worst place ever

After stepping in a flaming bag of dog shit, RJ told the perpetrators to go to heck.

by kingdick April 30, 2005