A fork of Rural Dictionary
A brilliant ornithologist who has deep and often consequential ties with his marvelous English teacher, Ms. Nagy.
Eeeh eeeh kawwwwwo weeeelloooo. What the hell was that bird? Must have been a Marty Freeland.
A Princeton soccer goalie commit who simultaneously serves his duty as a professional bag seller.
Who the fuck just slapped Armin in the face when he was spitting game? It must have been Andrew Samuels.
A depressed skeleton ass mf cracker who loves fucking our girlfriend's best friend.
Who the hell hooked up with Viresh's ex? Must have been Alex Bartels.
Who is that hot ass Persian walking to Mr. Cardamone's religion class like an absolute sexy beast? Must be DarioG.