Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Marty Freeland

A brilliant ornithologist who has deep and often consequential ties with his marvelous English teacher, Ms. Nagy.

Eeeh eeeh kawwwwwo weeeelloooo. What the hell was that bird? Must have been a Marty Freeland.

by kingfisherjoey2 April 29, 2022

Andrew Samuels

A Princeton soccer goalie commit who simultaneously serves his duty as a professional bag seller.

Who the fuck just slapped Armin in the face when he was spitting game? It must have been Andrew Samuels.

by kingfisherjoey2 April 29, 2022

Alex Bartels

A depressed skeleton ass mf cracker who loves fucking our girlfriend's best friend.

Who the hell hooked up with Viresh's ex? Must have been Alex Bartels.

by kingfisherjoey2 April 29, 2022

DarioG

Alpha male.

Who is that hot ass Persian walking to Mr. Cardamone's religion class like an absolute sexy beast? Must be DarioG.

by kingfisherjoey2 April 29, 2022