A fork of Rural Dictionary
KJELL MAGNE BONDEVIK - one of the norwegian bastards. but he`s not the only one in the government:
KRISTIN CLEMET - a bad, bad voman who makes national-tests just for having fun and torturing the 6. and 10. grade students who not can make a good enough result!
KRISTIN KROHN DEVOLD - the pig who rouind the norwegian army (the whole government is animals exept BØRGE BRENDE because he is TRØNDER)
if you are TRØNDER, you have to eat smalahovu. and here are the way to make it:
-find a sheep (go to oslo and in to the government-building called stortinget, there are a lot of sheeps)
-cut the head off, and use the wool to make "selbuvotter". the meat do you use to make "fårrikål"
-burn the head
-put it in HOT water
- pill out the eyes, and enjoy the smalahovu
NB! use the eyes to stick it up in your asshole. its good!
TRY!!!
n. - one who is bad. The name is derived from that of the cephalopod, which looks as though it would be a poor kisser. The slimy, moist, decidedly unsolid appearance of the creature also no doubt contribute to the use of its name this context.
That guy Emily hooked up with last night was a total cuttlefish, always ramming his tongue down her throat. gross.