Country Dictionary

☻

The opposite of ☺; the black guy

The people who were designing the ALT codes figured that it would be racist not to include an inverted ☺, so they made one for black people. And ☻ was born.

first nations

The indigenous people of North America who were sweethearts to the European motherfuckers, but got their asses kicked anyway.

The First Nations were brave and willing to do anything to fight for their land but they ended all getting killed because their European allies were pussies and ran away.

Q

Just like an "O", but with its goddamn mothercocking dick hanging out.

O was always jealous of his twin, Q. He always seems to get all the girls.

twinkie

An Asian penis that's just about to ejaculate.

Tyrone: Yo how was last night you give Isabella that creampie? Dingbang: Not exactly, Tyrone: Well did she eat the shit out of your cock? Dingbang: You can shit from your dingus!? Tyrone: Nigga i'm out Dingbang: K, well, she did eat my Twinkie.