A fork of Rural Dictionary
A noxious smelling quim. *not* good enough to eat. If a known slut, probably due to an earlier deposit having been made.
I went muff-diving on katie the other night...but as soon as she opened her legs it was clear she had a haddock pasty under there!
A phrase used to indicate the arrival of a buzzsaw, especially when said buzzsaw is the topic of a rude discussion.
"Shut up guys, sun's out guns out" Mike said as Buzzsaw walked into the room
an exclusive group of people who don't conform to what everyone else is doing, and aren't clones (since most muffins turn out the same). Originated from the book, A Ring of Endless Light, by Madeleine L'Engle.
Maria considered herself part of the anti muffin club, since she went against the grain of other people around her.