Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

krista

A delicious, rare, quivering cup of coffee with Italian cream inside. Its flavor is bold yet sweet, and a little sour. Contains nearly as much caffeine as espresso. It is very expensive and can be found exclusively in New Jersey.
& it tastes great with baked ziti!

Mmmmmmmmmm, I just had me the most delicious cup of krista EVER! Now where's my baked ziti at?

by kr1574 July 25, 2009

Sky

An oppressive blue mass.

"Gaah, the sky is so so opressive and blue!"
- My sister mimicking my whining mother.

by Kr1574 July 21, 2008

meatatarian

A person who basically eats all meat. They don't believe in eating vegetables. People are taking this word way too seriously, it obviously doesn't really exist (of course, there could be some crazy bitches out there who do eat all meat for some reason, lol)
The reason for this is that people need many nutrients from a variety of sources, including fish, milk, meat, vegetables, oils, and fruits. If someone were to eat only meat they would be not only malnutritioned, but probably overweight and out of shape from the excessive saturated fat within the meat.
After all, red meat is known to just be empty calories with protein.
This word appeared in a Wendy's commercial.

That guy said he was a meatatarian- you can tell, check out his love handles!

by Kr1574 August 25, 2008

The Metal

A music genre that can never be destroyed.

Tenacious D- "You can't kill the metal. The metal will live on. Punk rock tried to kill the metal, but they failed, as they were SMASHED to the ground!"

by Kr1574 July 21, 2008

McPhone

The main phone used in a McDonald's restaurant. It is usually half-dead, coated in grease, and lost. Therefore, every McDonald's employee must have their own cell phone.

McDonald's Manager: Damnit! Where's the phone?! I can hear it ringing! WHO USED IT LAST?!
Mcployee: You mean the McPhone? I think it's in the fried chicken rack.
And it is.

by Kr1574 July 21, 2008

Bitch Poof

An addition to a hairstyle that has become popular with many bitches. Generally, the bangs or front of the hair are brushed back over the top of the bitches head and clipped into place, made neat in appearance with copious amounts of hair spray and brushing. This makes the shape of a poof. A large bitch poof denotes an exceedingly bitchy girl.

The bigger the bitch poof, the bigger the bitch.

by Kr1574 November 30, 2008

Lil Wayne

Never go to one of his concerts if you mind being around masses of preppy white bitches.

I was horribly trifled at the Lil Wayne concert by the masses of Catholic School prep kids blasting terrible rap music and the extremely limited presence of brothas.
I had to take a few shots of 70-proof before I could tolerate it.

by kr1574 August 04, 2009