A fork of Rural Dictionary
Chew - Also Known As Chewing Tobacco, Smokeless Tobacco; The Greasiest Item Sold At Gas Stations, Looks Like Shit, Tastes Like Shit, And Worse Of All, Smells Like Shit, So You Have The Triple Shit Factor Going For You. Made For Pussies Who Are Afraid To Inhale Ciggys.
Man You Gotta a Chew?
No Man, I Gotta Fuckin' Brain.