A fork of Rural Dictionary
when confronted about the failure of your favorite players to perform , you immediately start making excuses to deflect the blame .
Heckling Fans :"Eli rules!" and "Eli owns your husband," Gisele Bundchen :"You have to catch the ball when you're supposed to catch the ball," she said angrily to those around her. "My husband cannot f--king throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times." "The Queen of all excuse merchants "