A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person that was born AND raised in the City (not the County) of Los Angeles. Rare, special, and mystical like a unicorn.
Them: “Where are you from?”
L.A. Unicorn: “I’m born and raised in L.A.”
Them: “Oh, s***! You’re an L.A. unicorn! I didn’t think anyone was actually “from” L.A. “
If your pet is laying on you, next to you or anywhere that would disturb them if you got up, you are not allowed to. It is the Paw Law.
Dude: “Hey, come here to the kitchen.”
Chick: “I can’t!”
Dude: “Why not?!”
Chick: “The kitten is sleeping on me. I’m not allowed to get up. It’s the Paw Law.”
When you’re grumpy AF and just want to mope.
Dude: “I don’t wanna go. I’m cranky.”
Chick: “Wow, you’re being a Grump Lump.”