Country Dictionary

the French mispronunciation of peanut butter

Just because I eat penis butter doesn't mean I'm a fuckin' cocksucker.

weird, in a gay way

Hey, that rhymes!

The study of homosexuality.

My dad is a homosexuologist. He studies homosexuality.

The state of being constipated. It can cause great pain and is recommended by many physicians.

So hold in your feces and your large intestine will do all the work for you...

George W. Bush's excuse to dominate the world

freedom fries

A device that prevents pregnancy. You can go buy one and live in it for a very low price, but only because they are effective 97% of the time.

Jace Treat lives in a condo(m) with Katriece Zar.

The imaginary figures surrounding an idiotic person

I am your worst enemy! MUAHAHAHAHA!