Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

rascalstomping

Like wafflestomping but instead of shit, its an aborted fetus.

When an aborted fetus falls out in the shower and the mother stomps it through the drain.

Jordan: I thought your girl was pregnant?

Jake: Not anymore, she went rascalstomping last night.

by kyuuketsukou May 12, 2019

Jungle Legs

Very long and hairy legs with unclipped disgusting toenails belonging to a female

"That new girl Jennifer has got some disgusting jungle legs!"

by kyuuketsukou December 01, 2022

golden fellatio

The perfect blowjob. Not to be confused with the golden ratio

“I’m really happy because my girlfriend gave me the golden fellatio last night”

by kyuuketsukou April 25, 2024

Golden Fellatio

A perfect blowjob
Not to be confused with the golden ratio

John: I though you were dumping that bitch?
Chris: Nah, last night I found out she has the Golden Fellatio!

by kyuuketsukou April 28, 2024

stink stable

Another word for vagina. A woman's genitalia.

John: Hey did you bang the farmer's daughter last night?
Cody: Yea I totally destroyed her stink stable.

by kyuuketsukou December 30, 2022

Fleshsaber

An erect penis

"Last night I totally slayed Lorenzo's girlfriend with with fleshsaber"

by kyuuketsukou April 28, 2024

Homohole

The hole that is used for gay sex. Also known as the anus of a homosexual male.

I accidentally walked in on your brother fingering his homohole.

by kyuuketsukou January 03, 2024