A fork of Rural Dictionary
A white mom who spoils their kid & thinks they’re the shit. They tend to start unnecessary arguments & share their opinion (that no one agrees with) way to much. She is usually a soccer mom who gets mad when her son doesn’t do well or work hard enough in a game or at practice.
Karen: “Kathy, I hate to break it to you, but my son, John, is way better at soccer than your son, & you know that for a fact so stop cheering for him & acting like he’s good when he really isn’t.” Karen: *at sons soccer game* “GOOD JOB SON!! YOU’RE A CHAMP! HOW BAD DO YOU WANT THIS WIN??”
Andrew is the smart, quiet guy that keeps his distance & focuses on the things he has to get done. He supports people he knows when they’re upset but isnt too good with giving advice. He doesn’t mind ranting, so if u need to spill any tea, go to Andrew.
“I’m sorry if you didn’t want me to.. but I told Andrew everything last night...”
Heaven is a girl that nobody can really define. She is a beautiful, goofy, smart, loyal, outgoing girl, but shy at first. She avoids love, making her biggest fear rejection, but in all reality, would really love to have a boyfriend. She’s keeps a small friend group of pure crackheads, the people that make her who she is. More than anything, she loves food, preferably junk food, but literally doesn’t gain any weight from it. She tends to think she’s doing things wrong all the time, but really isn’t. She can’t help but be perfect. Heaven is one of a kind.
You won’t regret being friends with Heaven.
A’niyah is a slim thick queen. She has a goofy personality, does good in school, plays volleyball, & dances professionally. A’niyah has a lot of friends & loves them more than herself. She knows almost every song, has a place in her heart for music, but doesn’t think she’s a good singer. Get a friend like A’niyah.
A’niyah is such a good friend.
Jack is the athletic, cute, tall blonde who’s really, really quiet. He has a small friend group of ALL boys & literally never has a girlfriend but wishes he did. Jack doesn’t like seeing people sad so if you’re upset, he’ll ask you what’s wrong, regardless if he knows you well or not. Jack is a good person to hang out with.
Jack, Tom, & Ryann are in their own friend group. Jack is probably the nicest one of them all.
A total clean freak, blonde who is always serious & can’t take jokes. She’s really short & never has a boyfriend. She believes school comes before anything. She’s really pretty & has only one best friend but is still nice to everyone around her.
Olivia was the only girl at the table who didn’t laugh at Sarah’s joke.