A fork of Rural Dictionary
Derived from the proverbial closet (ie. coming out of the closet). A term used for homosexual people who are so far in denial that they are in a serious relationship with a person of the opposite gender or married with or without kids.
Ex1: Speaker1: Did you hear how Lisa's mom and dad split? Speaker2: No, what happened? Speaker1: Her mom was finding Christmas Presents. Ex2: Either the chick is blind and needs to be led around, or that guy is so finding Christmas presents.