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free sample

1. Verb. To protrude one's finger into one's anus in order to let others smell the heavenly aroma by placing the finger a couple inches away from the victim. 2. Noun. A small section given to people (usually customers) for free.

1. Guy: "Free SAMPLE!" Guy2: *barfs* 2. Shop employee: "Would you like to try a free sample sir?" Guy2: No thanks.

by lawlcakes999 September 11, 2007