Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

southern blumpkin

When a girl gives a guy head while he is taking a shit in an outhouse

Holy shit did you here Sams sister gave him a southern blumpkin!

by LBP December 12, 2004

flame job

A blowjob given to a guy with a fire crotch (red pubes).

Damn did you hear that fat chick gave Billy a flame job.

by LBP December 13, 2004

The Rat

The nickname of Dan Azzolini, the man who proclaimed himself King of Wayne.

Oh Rat your hat is disgusting

by LBP December 13, 2004

JLCLVR

This stands for Jamie Lee Curtis Lover. One of the nicknames of Sean Andres.

Oh how I love them sweet ass tities!(talking about Jamie Lee Curtis)

by lbp January 08, 2005

Drew University

The best college in the world; Located in Madison, New Jersey; Home of the Drew Rangers.

Drew University Kicks Ass!!!

by LBP December 15, 2004

chasing amy

Kevin Smith's third movie

Did you see Chasing Amy it was awsome!

by LBP December 13, 2004

Natalie Portman

Hebrew for Goddess.
The Best Actress of our generation.
A woman who can make any man turn to jelly.
An angel on earth, everything that is good and pure lies within her soul.

I love Natalie Portman

by lbp February 25, 2005