Country Dictionary

Referring to a friend who is insanely white, nerdy and square.

Maxisgay guys.

When someone takes a shit into a river or body of water where people drink from. Usually occurs in the Dark Ages and poor countries.

Ew. Those people just crapped into the river where we're drinking from. Hey! Stop taking river dumps you ignorant fucks.

An awesome guy who is cool with a huge dick and good style. He is also athletic and smart. Has lots of haters who are gay and have chodes and are schmucks.

Wow that dude James Kerr seems realy chill, why do so many cunts hate on him.

When someone's ass you just ate tasted just like cake, so you ate it like cake.

Oh yeah. I ate her ass like it was cake. She had an Asscake.

A way to say beating your meat.

Im gonna slap my turkey tonight even though its NoNutNovember.

A tiny penis equivalent to a chode

Wow, maxisgay you have a shrimpdick.

A strange illness when you have a boner, your penis just bends and flops. Usually happens when you never jerk off or have beaten their meat too much.

Bro, I think I have bentpenisitis cause everytime I get a boner, my penis bends. maxisgay has bentpenisitis Tyler MacDonald has bentpenisitis