A fork of Rural Dictionary
an enormous penis with lots of shaft hair. often mistaken for the trunk of a woolly mammoth.
(2 guys is a locker room) Guy 1: hey bro, why is your left leg so much harrier than your right leg? Guy 2: dude, you are seein it from a bad angle. thats not my left leg. its my third leg. Guy 1: whoa! thats a mastadon!