A fork of Rural Dictionary
A diagnosis of questionable validity.
Wind Turbine Syndrome could be considered a diagnosuss.
Other suss diagnoses:
Affluenza
Seasonal Affective Disorder
Reward Deficiency Syndrome
Ring of Fire ADHD
A replacement for 'touche'. Used when either the speaker or the listener has said/done something stupid, i.e. a no-shit-sherlock moment.
Bill: Dude, your girlfriend has a nice ass.
Ted: Douche (pron. doo-shay).
Specific: JDI Just drocking in. I'm standing in line/ waiting and don't have time to read an article/engage in conversation/type well contructed thoughts, but I REALLY want the details. Can you give it to me in a nutshell?
Simple: I'm busy, but am checking my phone in between tasks. Please give me the abridged version.
Easter parade's are commonly celebrations full of gaiety and pastel colors. This is a phrase used to refer primarily to flamingly gay men.
"He's as gay as the Easter Parade."
"He's leading/marching in/news casting for/working the sausage cart at/tethering balloons at the Easter Parade."