Country Dictionary

cheese+yogurt as well as semen, jizz

I heard Chuck sprayed her face down and she didn't clean it off for days-- it was smelly like Chagurt (pronounced cha-girt)

Ass Only Gay

Why won't Chuck give him a blowjob? Oh, yeah Chuck is an AOG.

Slang for Vagina

Mary: Lol he's an ass man
Me: every man is an ass man, and a titties man, and a vajing man

To cleverly sneak away from a party or social gathering without saying goodbye to anyone.

What happened to Jeff? He suddenly left the party without saying goodbye. That asshole totally Gordon Dipped!

A temperature controlled environment attached below a home for the purpose of storing dicks.

If you need me ill be down in the dick cellar!

An academic institution dating back to the beginning of time --primarily focused on the studying and practicing of all things related to dinosaurs and space.

Dinosaur Space Camp is the greatest and oldest academic institution ever.

Original Definition- A phrase that essentially has no meaning, but it also means everything and can be used as a replacement for literally any other phrase.

Let's get this party started! Bet the farm, motherfuckers