A fork of Rural Dictionary
Probably not rightfully taken. If it has no price tag, it's free!
"Was that stolen?"
"I took off the price tag, it was free!"
The state of being extremely confused.
"I am confezzywiggled."
"huh?"
"I understood absolutely nothing you just said."
Someone who seriously needs therapy. They need it so much.
"I'm dreamsexual"
"You need therapy"