Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

dutch jellyfish

The name given to a clot of jizz caught in the plughole, after having a wank in the bath and running away the water.

My flatmate left a dutch jellyfish in the bathroom

by lingurgitator June 29, 2007

jam rag

n. a used tampon or sanitary towel

she left her jam rag on the floor, that's bogging

by lingurgitator December 17, 2004

hoko

to make sweet, sweet love

Rom totally hokoed Leeta all night, they got together because he was a nice guy.

by lingurgitator January 06, 2008

RU21

a product originally developed by the KGB. Now marketed in the UK as a hangover cure

ma heid's spinnin' - where's my RU21?

by lingurgitator December 17, 2004