Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Cum cereal

When one uses cum for a bowl of cereal instead of milk, preferably on cap'n crunch.

" Welcome to the basement burger bar, can i take your order?"
" Yes, I'll have the Cum cereal with a side of horse fluid."

by linkybinky June 07, 2014

poop pads

The diapers older men wear when they are too old to make it to the bathroom in time.

Yeah, my great grandpa needs to use poop pads daily.

by linkybinky June 07, 2014

Backstreet Weave

When one gets a weave completely composed of pubic hair.

"You know that girl Lykiah, yeah, I hear she has a backstreet weave"

by linkybinky June 07, 2014

blackmanaphobia

The phobia of black men. Taylor Swift legit suffers from this, look it up.

Yep, Taylor Swift has been diagnosed with blackmanaphobia.

by linkybinky June 07, 2014

craigslist rape

Craigslist rape is when one puts a fake add on craigslist just to meet people to rape.

'I once got craigslist raped, but it was actually enjoyable!" Said the confused Lonnie.

by linkybinky June 07, 2014

T.R.A.A

The Rice Association of Asia, the dominant, most powerful government force in the world, controlling all of Asia with there ability to produce and export large quantities of rice. Without it, Asia would soon fall.

"I heard the T.R.A.A isn't doing too well."
"Because communism isn't already an issue."

by linkybinky June 07, 2014

Stanky Weave

When ones weave is extremely musty, crusty, and smelly.

That girl cassidy has a stanky weave.

by linkybinky June 06, 2014