A fork of Rural Dictionary
chicken scratch is lousy unreadable handwriting except to the person who wrote it but also a curse word to idiots who dont know what chicken scratch means or dont have an understanding of what chicken scratch means
student this handwriting is chicken scratch teacher what did you say student i said this handwriting is chicken scratch teacher dont be cursing in my class
ugly cookies a variation of gorilla cookies one who is extremely ugly so ugly you could put their face in some dough and make cookies of their ugly face
damn youre so ugly you should put your face in some dough and make some ugly cookies
goddamnmotherfucker a combination of goddamn and motherfucker one who is not just a motherfucker a goddamnmotherfucker more vulgar and more offensive than motherfucker when calling someone a motherfucker just want do and manners are not important
dude where my goddamn fleets you promised you goddamnmotherfucker man i did not promise to get you goddamn fleets you goddamnmotherfucker dude you should deliver what you promised you goddamnmotherfucker man you better stop badgering me about getting you goddamn fleets you goddamnmotherfucker dude you are really uptight what do you exspect to get from me you goddamnmotherfucker ok you won dude i get you
sockpuppet is someone who is under the control of someone else with no mind of their own and lets other people make their decisions for them
our governor is a sockpuppet with no mind of his own and allows other people in his party to make all of the decisions
flip ass an annoying idiotic person who has the qualities of a flippant and a fuck but less offensive and non vulgar when cursing and using vulgar language want do
dude you ripped me off last night selling my plastic balls instead of the candy you promised me flip ass i told you man they where plastic balls not candy now the jokes on you flip ass dude your jokes over the top you flip ass
downtown whore a whore who spends her time downtown looking for sex and propositioning men for sex
judy sue is a downtown whore who likes to spend her time downtown propositioning men for sex
an inshot burner is a type of gas burner that shoots flame horizontally as apposed to straight up like ribbon burners these burners must be used with an induced draft fan to function mainly used on furnaces and heaters
furnace guy what type of burners are these on my furnace they shoot flames horizontally sir these are inshot burners instead of a flame straight up like ribbon burners these shoot flames horizontally a like a blow torch customer i did not know that wow furnace guy now you know