A fork of Rural Dictionary
pig fucker one who stands behind cops no matter how dirty they are or how egregious their actions are
man youre such a pig fucker dude why did you call me a pig fucker man you stand by every cop on the police department no matter how dirty they are or how egregious their actions are thats makes you a pig fucker wow dude you really think me that way yes man i think of you as a pig fucker ok dude i get you
as helpful as tits on a bull something or someone that is more of a hindrance than a help
as helpful as tits on a bull my new refrigerator is more of a hindrance than is a help to me
craptard is a person who is a piece of shit and a retard an offensive non vulgar way to call a person a piece of shit and a retard
dude you stole my money out of my car you craptard man i did not steal your money out of your car you craptard dude i got you haha man accusing someone of stealing something is not funny you craptard
godnabbit is a combination of goddamn and dagnabbit but non vulgar non offensive alternative to goddamn it when goddamn it is not appropriate or is unwanted
my new shoes fell apart godnabbit godnabbit my dog ate my homework last night
dumb fucking asshole one who is a dumbass and a fucking ediot more vulgar and offensive when just calling someone a dumbass is not enough
this man broke into his neighbors house and got attacked by his neighbors 6 dogs that dumb fucking asshole was lucky to escape with his life
goddamn fucker one who is not just a fucker a goddamn fucker when fucker and goddamn alone is not enough and strong profanity is acceptable and manners dont matter
dude you stole my money from my candy jar you goddamn fucker man i did not touch your candy jar and steal your money you goddamn fucker dude the joke is on you goddamn fucker haha dude your jokes are at an all time low and are not funny anymore you goddamn fucker
turd for brains one who is an idiot or is extremely stupid a non vulgar less offensive way to call someone a shit for brains when calling someone a shit for brains want do or is not appropriate
my neighbor turned his dogs loose to shit in my yard and he refuses to clean it up what a turd for brains