A fork of Rural Dictionary
The girls were completely straight but showered together because they were sexomfortable
the way to spell the more common word "Russia" when you lack brain cells or any significant ounce of intelligence. (commonly used by curly haired boys with large thighs)
*texting convo* Guy 1: DUDE! Why didn't you tell me you're from Rushia? Guy 2: get a freaking spelling book dipship. It's spelled R-U-S-S-I-A
1. To get crumbs or some other form of shmutz all over the place. (verb) 2. Used as a noun to say that there are crumbs all over you. (Borising commonly occurs after a late night hookup...unidentified crumbs may appear.)
Ex 1: "Oh man! While eating the pretzels i Borised all over myself! :(" Ex 2: "Looks like while i was eating Boris paid me a little visit"
an expression used commonly by guys who a. don't give a crap b. get pissed off and want to end a conversation. c. refuse to add the "r" to wtv thus making it wtvr
Girl: "I'm sorry but i don't wanna hook up with you this weekend" Guy: "wtv pc"
The abbrevation for the commonly used phrase "Suck it up, suck it in, suck my dick" A phrase used by lovely guys with excellent manners.
Girl : I don't wanna send you pix of me in a bra...i'm self concious :/ Boy: Uhh SIU SII SMD... Girl: wtf...