A fork of Rural Dictionary
Unidentifiable globule of something or other
You've got some shmutz on your shirt
Anything that is considered clutter/trash that is visually unappealing. Usually found in a classroom setting and are things like paper fuzzies or crumbs.
Hey Goobers! Before you go I want all of these shmutz picked up NOW! I swear, I will kill all of you dead, do it!
something gross on one of your belongings
"eeeewwww now I'm all covered in shmutz!!"
The sand that is in your vagina when you do the scandinavian axel stall
Hey Stephen, why did you give Jordan shmutz last night. It left her with a serious rash.
as told me by my science teacher who once taught in a jewish school; the extra skin around the penis after circumcision
An adorable “thing”, whether animal, person, or object.
Omg! Look at this cute little shmutz