A fork of Rural Dictionary
when the female of the species has an erection, stimulated, aroused.
wow my wife sure gets a clit on when george clooney's on the t.v. or wow man i've got such a clit on, i must JILL OFF NOW!
it's when you are in church and the priest is talking to everyone. then fen fen girl decided to sing tempted to touch while he is preaching.
when father fred was preaching at our weekly tempted to touch meetings, fen fen busted out with her own rendition of tempted to touch during his sermon.
something that's not right, strange, ass backwards, crooked.
wow i really think that tree's cadiwampus dude.... either that or you are.
one brother being a drug dealer;the other brother being a drug user.
my one brother uses, and the other deals.
the translation for this is literally, you touch my eggs and has nothing to do with your balls
I don't think there is an appropriate use of this phrase...