A fork of Rural Dictionary
Monster of Cock. describes any male with a penis above that of the average. however one cannot claim that they are a MOC but it must be witnessed and varified by another more impartial person.
"i accidentally looked a Jeff's groin in the changing rooms. That kids a MOC!"
the use of a plate or ash trey in order to cure a stomach ache. By placing an ash trey or plate, which are aften cold, onto your stomach, it should relieve you of stomach ache.
Karl Pilkington "my stomach was hurting, i was in agony" Ricky Gervais "what did you do?" Karl Pilkington "i went and grabbed a plate" Ricky Gervais "WHY??" Karl Pilkington "Theyre sort of always cold...ennit" Ricky Gervais "Er yeh all doctors have surely heard of old cold belly badness!"