A fork of Rural Dictionary
Heeni is the Maori name for Jane, not a well known name but whoever this belongs to is a kind person but can honestly be a bitch sometimes. If you manage to win an argument against Heeni you deserve a medal because it ain’t easy. If you have a friend called Heeni keep her close and don’t screw her over because you will certainly know all about it if you do.
“Hey are you friends with Heeni?”
“Yeah but she’s kind of a bitch right now”