A fork of Rural Dictionary
Insulting term used to describe a disheveled, promiscuous woman.
n.- In the heirarchy of evi, vicious women this is the ultimate matriarch. The queen bitch, seemingly capable of creating windstorms from sheer will. She possesses the uncanny ability to make everyone in her presence cower at her overwhelmingly awesome power. In most cases, despite everyone hating her existence, she is usually one everyone wants on their side.
"Yeah, Sheila may be a bitch but her mom is a true thundercuntress."
V. - used primarily by males; the act of focusing one's thoughts on the sole purpose of achieving fornication with an uruly, loose, yet bitter woman; an amalgamation of the noun, cunt, and the verb concentrate
Lou: I been trying to fuck this bitch, Janine, all week. Ryan: Yeah? Well you can do this man, you just gotta cuntcentrate!
V. - the act of having a particulalry tough time moving one's bowels. Usually accompanied by loud moans and/or the cursing of whatever may have caused such a strenous time on the porcelain throne. A reference to the Star Wars film, Return of the Jedi, where Luke Skywalker battles a giant shit monster in a cave that looks like Jabba the Hut's toilet.
I had some bomb ass tacos yesterday, but when I got home I had to run for the toilet and battle the rancor.