Country Dictionary

farmville

small town in eastern nc once known for it's surrounding tobacco fields, once one of the richest small towns in the u.s., town status is established by income and heritage

hey, where do you live?
i live in farmville.
isn't that like mayberry?
yep

wynston

a small fluffy animal that like to lick arms and attempts to impregnant legs

amy: wynston, do you want to take a bath? no, then quit trying to impregnant my leg!

bass-chen

hybrid of euro-american and asian decent. a bass-chen initiates funny looks in small southern towns. it's offspring is tall, lanky, with dark hair and slanty eyes.

"did you hear that amy and cheng got married?"
"yeah, i did. what's their last name now?"
"bass-chen"